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Why do we sing Take Me Out To the Ball Game if we are already there? -Unknown
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"? -Unknown
Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? -Unknown
In the winter time, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground? -Unknown
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink? -Unkown
Some people are like slinkys, not really worth anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pused down the stairs. -Unknown
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? -Unknown
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? -Unknown
How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but he always ducks when someone throws a gun at him? -Unknown
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done? -Unknown
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? -Unknown
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? -Unknown
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights? -Unknown