थिंग्स टू पोंदर एंड ओने कुओते

Why do we sing Take Me Out To the Ball Game if we are already there? -Unknown
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead"? -Unknown
Why don't we get dizzy from the world spinning so fast? -Unknown
In the winter time, why don't entire clouds freeze and fall to the ground? -Unknown
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink? -Unkown
Some people are like slinkys, not really worth anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pused down the stairs. -Unknown
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation or a murder? -Unknown
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses? -Unknown
How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but he always ducks when someone throws a gun at him? -Unknown
If you try to fail and succeed which have you done? -Unknown
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? -Unknown
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all? -Unknown
If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on your headlights? -Unknown

कग्स८९५

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.


(The next paragraph is true for some girls/women)
"Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. - Kags895 (some one on quizilla.com)

बोरेदोम

Ok i'm totally BORED!!!! I am in Cave Junction as I type and I have the worst day EVER!!! I went to a Funeral Memorial type thing for my Granny (Ruth Catherin Amela). So i'm kinda sad right now and I know this is not a poem or quote. But WHO CARES!!!!! Laters!